Friday, October 15, 2010
The Straight Goods - The Shocker
My, my, my. It takes alot to faze AWESOME Brian. The Soviet Bloc collapses in 1990 and it doesn't faze Brian in the least. The World Trade Centre collapses on 9/11/01 and good old Brian is still not fazed - it's just another meh situation. So what actually fazes Brian? What actually causes Brian to become shocked? Well, here's some insight folks and old Brian made it known yesterday - Pay close attention:
"Carole James`s speech at the last convention was a shocker, a speech written by Moe Sihota...A speech that shocked the party faithful..."
"A unannounced change of direction, a dictorial approach by Moe and Carole...." (sic)
Folks, we now have a perfect insight into AWESOME Brian's wiring upstairs. You see, Brian's circuitry upstairs is wired completely different and opposite from both you and me. And that's no mean feat!
And since it's Friday again today, inquiring minds want to know whether it's a one or two kegger beer night? Fess up Brian.
Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!