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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Brian Gough Hijacks An Alien Space Ship



Ahhhh yes, good ol' Mr. Awesome had another Brian Brain Fart™ today that was sooooo big it stunk to high heaven. And good ol' Brian was sooooo far out in outer space on this singular doozy that he had to hijack an alien space ship just to make it back home. Imagine that!

And that's no mean feat either. Reliable sources tell us that Mr. Awesome has a secret ray beam eminating from his laptop, which derives its enery from his blog. Man, that's one wicked blog. Even the aliens were duped and taken aback allowing good ol' Bri to hijack their flying saucer.

Now to this alien matter, which has affected Brian's grey matter:
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Grant G says:
HA HA…Baldrey not in the BC Liberal camp..You must still be looking for a paying gig Alex..
Either you are blind or stunned..Both is my guess..When you write shit for brains you insult all.
Baldrey is as partisan as is gets, for you to deny that makes you a flunkie.
Good day…AGT King of BULLSHIT
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And then flying saucer risin' "Moonbeam" Brian needs to get that little "down to earth" dose of reality:
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AGT says:
January 25, 2011 at 11:26 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the not always medicated but permanently deranged Brain Gough, lifter of spirits, as often as possible…when the medication wears off.

Pay attention Brian (BTW, how come you hide behind the name ‘Grant’

1) I already have a paying gig, I guess you aren’t paying attention.

2) My vision is 20/20, thank you.

3) I was only stunned once and she ignored me anyway, so it doesn’t matter….

4) I believe ‘Shit for Brains’ could easily be your tagline. How many blogs and news venues are you banned from now?

5) Baldrey is NOT partisan, but is he non-partisan? I think since English is clearly a second language for you, you might want to think about that first.

6) Where did your spaceship land?
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And the latest pièce de résistance, about good ol' Brian, from Harvey Oberfeld at his blog "Keeping It Real":
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Response: There he goes again. :) h.o.
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Looks like good ol' Brian just can't hold back his Brian Brain Farts™ today:

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Grant G says:
AGT..You Fat headed slimeball…Baldrey is a BC Liberal hack…You are one one stunned asshole..And I` am being polite ..your use of the English language and the zillion grammatical errors you make ….Your a little slow to edit.
This post of yours is a bust..Your Wrong…You praise Bill Good…Then he is vanilla…Then he is a “Great interviewer” according to you…
What side of the bed did you piss in today AGT…You are a hack, a bitter BC Liberal neo-con HACK with no JAM!
Go blow yourself fool!

 
AGT says:
Uh, oh…someone ran out of those little pills and managed to get his straight-jacket loosened…
John's Aghast says:
The contraction for “You are a little slow to edit” is “You’re a little slow…” NOT “Your a little slow…” When will they ever learn…
Same thing “Your Wrong” should be “You’re Wrong”. Not quite a zillion, but it is a start.
AGT says:
Yes, yes, but you see Mr. Gough knows what it is he speaks of…slow…really quite slow…
You and I couldn’t hold a candle to the Internet poster boy for defamation and insanity.
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Atta boy Brian!

Stay tuned for another episode of.... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods Are Awesome!

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Brian Gough's Dastardly and Muttley Routine

Another day, another Awesome Brian moment. As usual, good ol' Brian is wandering the internet plastering his Brian Brain Farts ™ everywhere, anyhow, every which way but loose. Folks, you can't make this stuff up.

Good ol' Bri provides enough comedic relief to supply all of North America's comedy clubs with their material and then some.
To wit, in true tradition and form, Awesome Brian pulled his regular Dastardly and Muttley routine - this time over at Vaughn Palmer's blog:
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Vaughn Palmer...The big stooge...Vaughn, why do you think you should be paid..Hell man, the blogs kick your behind, lackluster sad piece of drivel...Grant G has you outclassed by a country mile...Vancouver Sun, pathetic, cknw cutting off and banning brilliant callers...While the PAB stacks the phone....Way to sell out Vaughn Palmer...Bill Good`s lap dog...Woof..Woof..Bow wow wow
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Oh oh, Mr. AWESOME Brian Gough continues to utilize his phony "Grant G.[ough] routine. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me! And that's why Brian is NDP! :D

In that vein, Muttley's following video is worth at least one thousand words concerning Mr. Awesome's continuous Dastardly antics - "Woof woof - bow wow wow" :D:

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!