Friday, October 8, 2010
His AWESOMENESS Is Just Awesome
His AWESOMENESS has struck again. It's no wonder that AWESOME Brian was habitually outfitted in a Swami costume come every Halloween. It's because he had that crystal ball insight, that "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound" clairvoyant mindset.
Just yesterday his AWESOMENESS said "Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?" And you know what - this is what popped into Brian's head:
"I have the numbers, Carole James will not survive the "mandatory leadership vote" at the next NDP convention"
Can you believe that! "I HAVE THE NUMBERS" said Brian.
And it gets even better. Oh the humanity of it all:
"Carole James gets dumped, a new NDP leader emerges, the NDP jump 15% to 20% in the polls"
But then Vaughn Palmer intervened and broke Brian's crystal ball by saying: "Brian...... Brian.... You're wrong as usual."
Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!