His AWESOMENESS has struck again. It's no wonder that AWESOME Brian was habitually outfitted in a Swami costume come every Halloween. It's because he had that crystal ball insight, that "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound" clairvoyant mindset.
Just yesterday his AWESOMENESS said "Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?" And you know what - this is what popped into Brian's head:
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"I have the numbers, Carole James will not survive the "mandatory leadership vote" at the next NDP convention"
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Can you believe that! "I HAVE THE NUMBERS" said Brian.
And it gets even better. Oh the humanity of it all:
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"Carole James gets dumped, a new NDP leader emerges, the NDP jump 15% to 20% in the polls"
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But then Vaughn Palmer intervened and broke Brian's crystal ball by saying: "Brian...... Brian.... You're wrong as usual."
Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!
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