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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Mr. AWESOME Gets His Stooges Mixed Up

Well, well, well. AWESOME Brian has this knack for getting his stooges mixed up. Now, on the face of it, there is nothing wrong with that. As BC's "King of the Bloggers", Alex Tsakumis, once cogently stated about good old Brian:

His positions are so completely screwball crazy that words can’t describe his nuttiness. He is a shill for the NDP and has actually uttered, several times, that he considers “socialism is really democracy.”

Now is that tough love or what? BC's pre-eminent media broadcasters/scribes include the following:

1. Bill Good (CKNW) -
- 2009 Bruce Hutchison Lifetime Achievement Award recipient
- Jack Webster Award recipient
- BC Broadcaster of the Year Award recipient
- ACTRA award recipient
- 38 years in journalism

2. Vaughn Palmer (Vancouver Sun)
- 26 years years reporting on BC political scene
- Stanford University journalism fellowship recipient

3. Keith Baldrey (Global BC)
- 27 years reporting on BC political scene 

Well respected, with over 90 years of combined journalistic experience. And AWESOME Brian calls these guys Stooges. Oh the humanity! Here's a just taste of AWESOME Brian's latest musings:
The whole cutting ledge show today was about Carole James, and guess what, Palmer/Baldrey/Good were all defending Carole James
You see folks this is where I read the Stooge`s plan, their marching orders, if you regular listeners to the show couldn`t sense the fear in Baldrey/Palmer and Good

Now that's NUTTY stuff. You see folks, AWESOME Brian denigrates these guys...... but guess what? He won't change his dial from CKNW on the radio, he still reads the Vancouver Sun every day. That's right. Good old Brian still continues to listen to Bill Good, watch Keith Baldrey, and read Vaughn Palmer every day! Now that's a hoot.

Any rational individual, with AWESOME Brian's apparent disparaging remarks about these three gentlemen, would obviously just tune these guys out. But not our AWESOME Brian. That's because good old Brian secretly respects these guys. What does it all boil down to? More Brian Brain Farts™. In fact, the stench of Brian's Brain Farts rekindles memories of Lynyrd Skynyrd's little ditty: "Ooh, ooh that smell - Can't you smell that smell?"

As for BC's REAL three stooges - Moe, Lali, and Farny - they take the cake. Ergo, inquiring minds look forward to AWESOME Brian's future meanderings on same at the AWESOME Straight Goods.

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!

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