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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Mr. AWESOME Strikes Again

It comes as no surprise that the AWESOME Straight Goods takes a leaf out of the Weekly World News. Brian has oft bought the WWN as his version of a sleeping pill in order for the Sandman to do his thing.

AWESOME Brian literally believed that Hillary Clinton adopted an alien baby after a UFO crashed into the backyard of Bubba's parental units in Arkansas. Too much reading of the WWN has obviously taken a toll on the mish-mash that Brian calls a brain. He can't tell the difference between fiction and reality anymore. Brian even calls himself a brainiac. Uh oh!

Folks, today Brian had another BRIAN (errr - BRAIN) FART!

"Tonight it has been revealed that Kash Heed also overspent on the campaign itself."

As the Church Lady used to say - Well, isn't that SPE-CIAL? ...

Folks, Brian has always been a sensationalist. It's in his blood ---- It's in his veins. It's the cold beer talking again. Mr. Awesome should have been forthright: The campaign spending limit for the constituency of Vancouver-Fraserview was $70,000. But Kash Heed's campaign spent $70,289.55. OMG, the sky is falling. The campaign overspent by a massive $289.55 - amounting to about 20 large pizzas for campaign staff.

Ma and Pa Gough always said that Brian had a history of exaggeration. Today represents one of his Whopper days. (No offense to Burger King)

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME! [Both in Colour and in Sensurround]

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