Brian's Brain Farts - From the Mind of a Clown!

From the deep depths of the mental institution (lunatic asylum actually) where Brian resides... the medical orderlies permit good ol' Brian a computer laptop in his padded and locked room. It's called mental therapy folks.

But many in the outside world believe the old adage "Who needs clowns when you have friends like this." To wit, Brian's deranged laptop therapy seems to undercut everything that his feeble mind apparently stands for.
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The Riddler says:

December 13, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Having Brian Gough comment on any of your posts is a kin to allowing an elephant with the flu room for a huge crap in the middle of your beautiful living room. Your blog deserves much better than that. Every time he declares his support for the NDP we lose another 500 supporters.

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http://therealstory.ca/2011-12-13/bc-liberals/vaughn-palmer-on-the-manitoba-ndp#comments

Succinctly put Riddler! But we all still enjoy Brian's National Enquirer entertainment even though Brian's proverbial Dr. Sigmund Freud needs it for his own analysis.


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Brian's Next Chapter of...... "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

My, my, my. Apparently Brian has been off the meds lately and the Brian Brain Farts ™ have been coming fast and furious. Goog Gawd... more evidence that it was a mistake to close the Riverview Mental Institution! To wit, Ol' Bri has come up with some mind bogglers!

You can't make this mentally insane stuff up! As in El Loco Cuckoo. Go ask mommy for your full prescription of meds Brian.

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Grant G said...

I too would probably squeeze the necks of both Michael and Gordon Campbell to the point of death...

Murder for the public good, kinda like a democratic star chamber, hmmm.

Sure is something to think about.

September 20, 2011 7:49 PM

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Brian Gough - Unmasked

Well, well, well.... Good ol' Brian has now come out of the closet - to show his true self. Yes folks, our Brian ventured into the heartland of Surrey with his kooky, rag-tag band of miscreants doing.... well.... I dunno.

One thing about Bri.... he has always been an avid watcher of Gilligan's Island and has always thought that the skipper was his idol. Ergo, Bri wears the "Skipper's Hat" from the S.S. Minnow. Yup, Brian.... real cool!

Not too long ago, highly regarded blogger Alex Tsakumis gave ol' Brian the "Straight Goods":

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AGT says:

July 7, 2011 at 12:50 PM

Brian:

Before getting behind the keyboard you need to go back to Mummy’s cupboard and take another little helper to even out.

The only people laughing are those who actually know of you.
Now, run along…."
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Brian in true form:

(Nothin' better to do on a sunny Sunday afternoon - Hey Bri?)

(Is that a help wanted poster Bri?)

(Now that's real cool, Brian! Ahahahahahahahahahaha)

(Brian dancing to the tune of the Village People's "YMCA" at the corner of 152nd Street and Highway 10 - Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Brian Gough Hijacks An Alien Space Ship

Ahhhh yes, good ol' Mr. Awesome had another Brian Brain Fart™ today that was sooooo big it stunk to high heaven. And good ol' Brian was sooooo far out in outer space on this singular doozy that he had to hijack an alien space ship just to make it back home. Imagine that!

And that's no mean feat either. Reliable sources tell us that Mr. Awesome has a secret ray beam eminating from his laptop, which derives its enery from his blog. Man, that's one wicked blog. Even the aliens were duped and taken aback allowing good ol' Bri to hijack their flying saucer.

Now to this alien matter, which has affected Brian's grey matter:
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Grant G says:

January 25, 2011 at 10:42 AM

HA HA…Baldrey not in the BC Liberal camp..You must still be looking for a paying gig Alex..
Either you are blind or stunned..Both is my guess..When you write shit for brains you insult all.
Baldrey is as partisan as is gets, for you to deny that makes you a flunkie.
Good day…AGT King of BULLSHIT

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And then flying saucer risin' "Moonbeam" Brian needs to get that little "down to earth" dose of reality:

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AGT says:
January 25, 2011 at 11:26 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the not always medicated but permanently deranged Brain Gough, lifter of spirits, as often as possible…when the medication wears off.

Pay attention Brian (BTW, how come you hide behind the name ‘Grant’

1) I already have a paying gig, I guess you aren’t paying attention.

2) My vision is 20/20, thank you.

3) I was only stunned once and she ignored me anyway, so it doesn’t matter….

4) I believe ‘Shit for Brains’ could easily be your tagline. How many blogs and news venues are you banned from now?

5) Baldrey is NOT partisan, but is he non-partisan? I think since English is clearly a second language for you, you might want to think about that first.

6) Where did your spaceship land?

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And the latest pièce de résistance, about good ol' Brian, from Harvey Oberfeld at his blog "Keeping It Real":
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Response: There he goes again. h.o.
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Looks like good ol' Brian just can't hold back his Brian Brain Farts™ today:

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Grant G says:

January 25, 2011 at 1:00 PM

 

AGT..You Fat headed slimeball…Baldrey is a BC Liberal hack…You are one one stunned asshole..And I` am being polite ..your use of the English language and the zillion grammatical errors you make ….Your a little slow to edit.
This post of yours is a bust..Your Wrong…You praise Bill Good…Then he is vanilla…Then he is a “Great interviewer” according to you…
What side of the bed did you piss in today AGT…You are a hack, a bitter BC Liberal neo-con HACK with no JAM!
Go blow yourself fool!

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AGT says:

January 25, 2011 at 1:27 PM

Uh, oh…someone ran out of those little pills and managed to get his straight-jacket loosened…

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John's Aghast says:

January 25, 2011 at 2:22 PM

The contraction for “You are a little slow to edit” is “You’re a little slow…” NOT “Your a little slow…” When will they ever learn…
Same thing “Your Wrong” should be “You’re Wrong”. Not quite a zillion, but it is a start.

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January 25, 2011 at 2:34 PM

Yes, yes, but you see Mr. Gough knows what it is he speaks of…slow…really quite slow…
You and I couldn’t hold a candle to the Internet poster boy for defamation and insanity.
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Atta boy Brian!

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Brian Gough's Dastardly and Muttley Routine

Another day, another Awesome Brian moment. As usual, good ol' Brian is wandering the internet plastering his Brian Brain Farts ™ everywhere, anyhow, every which way but loose. Folks, you can't make this stuff up.

Good ol' Bri provides enough comedic relief to supply all of North America's comedy clubs with their material and then some.

To wit, in true tradition and form, Awesome Brian pulled his regular Dastardly and Muttley routine - this time over at Vaughn Palmer's blog:

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Grant G

Vaughn Palmer...The big stooge...Vaughn, why do you think you should be paid..Hell man, the blogs kick your behind, lackluster sad piece of drivel...Grant G has you outclassed by a country mile...Vancouver Sun, pathetic, cknw cutting off and banning brilliant callers...While the PAB stacks the phone....Way to sell out Vaughn Palmer...Bill Good`s lap dog...Woof..Woof..Bow wow wow
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Oh oh, Mr. AWESOME Brian Gough continues to utilize his phony "Grant G.[ough] routine. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me! And that's why Brian is NDP!

In that vein, Muttley's following video is worth at least one thousand words concerning Mr. Awesome's continuous Dastardly antics - "Woof woof - bow wow wow" :

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Mr. AWESOME - BC's Own Version of Jacko - Or Is It Wacko?

Another day... another truthful revelation about Mr. AWESOME..... or shall we say..... our own version of Jacko. You see folks, even people from the same fringe as Awesome Brian have now called him out. Yikes.

To wit:

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neil said...

I've looked at your blog twice now, and I really believe that until you ditch the name calling, inflammatory language, and gratuitous insults, you're never going to be anything more than another irrelevant ranter in the blogosphere, preaching to the converted.     And I say that as a life long NDP supporter, who would probably tend to agree with a lot of your views, if they were more civilly expressed. I'd also suggest you spend a bit less time listening to talk radio. It's not healthy, or important.

November 26, 2010 3:19 PM 

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Aha. Yep. No doubt about it.

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Mr AWESOME - Godwin's Law - Huh?

Brian, Brian, Brian. You have gone off the deep end again and your coterie of benevolent followers continues to believe. Hallelujah! It's obvious that BC's education system as failed us.


And Mr. AWESOME has nothing better to do that invoke Godwin's Law. To wit:


1. "The BC finance ministry is a Gestapo/Nazi tactic of fear and persecution."

2.  "A tyrannical government stomping on us with "Jack Boots"

3.  "Can only be compared to Hitler and Goebells himself"

4. "What kind of bullshit Adolph Hitler Goebells scare tactics are these"

5. "Remind people of hiding in attics and underground from the Gestapo" 

6. "The veterans fought your ilk Campbell, they fought Hitler" 

7. "Jack boots, heavy hand, fear, I do not make the light of the words Gestapo, Hitler, goebells"

My, my, my. And good old Brian has his usual gang of nuts posting in adoration such as:

"So on this Remembrance Day I salute not just our fallen solders but also those that serve Canada today (people like you Grant G) and fight for her best qualities."  

Society's underbelly.

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Mr. AWESOME - A Song Dedication

In music, a song can be a defining moment or define someone. For example, Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" in his "Ninth Symphony" caught the public's imagination as the Berlin Wall fell in November, 1989.

But today we want to acknowledge Mr. AWESOME's fine contributions to the the public of British Columbia and dedicate this defining song of Brian in the blogosphere:


http://jppatches.com/wimpy_button.swf?theFile=sounds/opening.mp3

Accolades are still pouring in all over the internet commending AWESOME Brian such as these opined by Alex Tsakumis yesterday on his website:

1. "Rabid idiots in the blogosphere like Gough in Garden Bay."

2. "The DOUCHEBAG of political commentary in B.C"

3. "The idiot from Garden Bay who has been banned by every single news source in the province because he’s as nuts as his defenders.I ignore Brian, as does Vaughn, Keith, Bill and anybody else who knows he’s a nutter." 

Well, it doesn't get better than that folks as Mr. AWESOME Brian is now well on his way toward receiving a Jack Webster Award for Excellence in Journalism.

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!

Mr. AWESOME - A Halloween Spook

It's that time of the year when Jack-o'lanterns are inter-mixed with ghouls and gobblins. And AWESOME Brian will again be on his all fours howling up at the moon. You see folks, Brian the Wolfman has much in common with a good friend of this site - Eddie Munster.

Aside from both doing their thing during a full moon and both wearing Lord Fauntleroy suits, Eddie carries around his Woof-Woof doll, "Wolfie", while Brian carries around his AWESOME "Straight Goods" web blog where ever he goes. Imagine that!

So beware of spooks on All Hallows Eve, folks, and especially another howler from Brian on the AWESOME Straight Goods.


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Mr. AWESOME Fought the Law and The Law Won

Well, well well. Another day another Mr. AWESOME revelation. From being criminally charged in Burnaby Provincial Court to the Port Alberni Law Courts, Mr. Brian Lorne Gough has a rap sheet longer than his own toilet paper roll.

My, my, my. Is it no wonder, then, that good old Brian flew the coop from Burnaby Edmonds and fled all the way up to Garden Bay? And uses aliases such as Grant Gough, Vincent Grant, and J Gough? You can run, but you can't hide Brian. Baaaaad Brian. Bad!

One Adam-12, One Adam-12...... a 415 is currently in progress on Claydon Road in Garden Bay....... Over............

Mr. AWESOME obviously forgot to take his meds today with his most recent incoherent blabberings:

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"The site owner was soliciting funds in my name, no pay pal was set up, but.... soliciting funds in someone else`s name without any permission granted or even asked is a illegally felony!...A fraud and felony, serious stuff, so there`s the deal, AGT has admitted having contact with an admitted felon, perhaps someone will be getting a knock knock on the door!.The police will be in touch Brad, and when that story breaks about one of Gordon Campbell`s PAB employees"
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Folks, people ask us all the time....... Is this guy for real? Ummmm yup. That's our Brian. These type of outer space conspiracy theorists still exist.

Here you go Brian..... Here's some nice police chatter from your favourite cop show:


http://www.televisiontunes.com/Adam_12.html


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Mr. AWESOME Flies Over the Cuckoo's Nest (UPDATED - Further UPDATED)

Folks, we all knew that Mr. AWESOME Brian Gough is, shall we say, not wired properly upstairs - as in poor short circuitry. Yesterday was a clear cut case of major short circuitry.

Mr. AWESOME posted a message to an earlier post here fraudulently pretending to be Alex Tsakumis as follows:

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Alex G Tsakumis said...

Hi Brad

Keep it coming, between you and I we`ll run all those ndp fuckers out of town, Laila mule and her big fucking scoop. She has nothing on my silly hall series, rank amateurs and pill popping drunks from garden bay, fucking morons, I`m the king of bloggers and a nice guy, ask my mom,she`ll confirm.

Take care Pal

October 27, 2010 12:16 AM
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Good old Brian used an old scam/internet trick pretending to be and posting as Alex Tsakumis, which would cause one to return to Alex Tsakumis' website. Baaaaaaaaaaad Brian. Bad! A Brian Brain Superfart™.

You see folks, good old Brian uses DCCNET for both his e-mail address (jgough@dccnet.com) and his internet access. DCCNET is Delta Cable Communications, which services Delta, Point Roberts, and the Sunshine Coast (Sechelt) where Mr. Awesome has his humble abode in Garden Bay.

Here's Brian's IP address and the rest of his stats from his 12:16 am visit/posting here:

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VISITOR ANALYSIS

Host Name
IP Address 24.207.119.44 [Label IP Address]
Country Canada
Region British Columbia
City Sechelt
ISP Delta Cable Communications
Entry Page Time 27th October 2010 00:03:02
Visit Length 1 hour 51 mins 9 secs

VISITOR SYSTEM SPECS

Browser Firefox 3.6
Operating System Win7
Resolution 1024x768
Javascript Enabled
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And of course, Mr. Tsakumis could smell a rat right away and posted the following after good old Brian's scam posting:

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A. G. Tsakumis said... 


"Whoever is running this blog needs to remove this comment immediately. I never made it and wouldn't. Please remove it immediately and publish the IP address of the offending idiot that did post it.

Although it's pretty clear who's responsible. Nice try Brian.

Thank you.
A. G. (Alex) Tsakumis
alexgtsakumis.com

OCTOBER 27, 2010 1:53 PM
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http://briangough.blogspot.com/2010/10/mr-awesome-attracts-fruit-loops-with.html

Boy oh boy oh boy! Mr. AWESOME has now flown over the Cuckoo's Nest!

UPDATED:  Yikes and double yikes. Mr. AWESOME has topped himself with his latest post. Please read for the sheer entertainment value:

http://powellriverpersuader.blogspot.com/2010/10/luke-skywalkerluke-cool-handbradpublic.html

FURTHER UPDATED:

AWESOME Brian Gough just posted:
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"I retract any apology to the rude crude Alex G Tsakumis, it`s come to my attention that he has said some filthy things about Laila Yuile"
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Yet, as we all know, it was Mr. AWESOME Brian himself who deceitfully posted those "filthy things about Laila Yuile" in Alex Tsakumis' name on this site, with the confirming IP address and date stamp of the AWESOME Straight Goods. Laila Yuille, on her own blog, denied that allegation as follows:
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Laila [Yuile], on October 28, 2010 at 11:23 am Said:

"Alex G. Tsakumis states he did not make that comment, and he would never say anything like that. As well, he states he does not have anything to do with that site linked to in a previous comment by a reader. For the record."
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Atta boy Brian! Go take your meds.

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Mr. AWESOME - Attracts Fruit Loops With Sugar and Spice

Most people - like you and me - enjoy their breakfast cereal. One with a sweet tooth can even enjoy the the occasional bowl of Fruit Loops. But good old Brian takes the word Fruit Loops to a new level.

Case in Point - today Mr. AWESOME put his fingertips onto his keyboard and then Abracadabra he had another Brian Brain Fart ™.
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"I am actually being too kind to the Vancouver Sun, the word journalism doesn`t apply to most of their articles, a better description would be spin, distortion and or repeating lies, lies from the Campbell public affairs bureau."
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You see, MR. AWESOME has always been a conspiracy theorist of the most Fruit Loopy kind. That's why Mr. AWESOME also has an interest in astronomy as his musings are wayyyyy out in outer space. But those same Fruit Loopy musings, sprinkled with sugar and spice, also attracts the same Fruit Loops from Mr. AWESOME's ilk on the 'net. Case in point - good old Brian received this response:

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Evil Eye said...

Fazil Mihlar is a fascist, in the school of 1920's & 30's fascists which includes some notable people, including Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini and Fransisco Franco.

Fascism seek to organize a nation according to corporatist perspectives, values, and systems, including the political system and the economy. In a corporatist state, the corporations have more rights than citizens.

A Fascist state does not believe in freedom, but enslavement - free will is to be despised.

To gain political control, Fascists target newspapers and from what I have seen, the Vancouver sun has succumbed to fascist overseers. Left unchecked, fascists will soon control all and when that happens, just look and see what the NAZI Fascist party did with people they did not like."
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Godwin's Law invoked again. Looks like Brian and 'Evil Eye' forgot to take their meds today. Fruit Loops could be another description. Residents of Garden Bay beware!

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Mr. AWESOME - Today's Version of Wrongway Feldman

Watching old Gilligan's Island reruns can be a welcoming respite from some of the fare broadcast on television today. Take the episode with Wrongway Feldman. Wrongway never could get anything right. Even if he had today's GPS technology handy he would still land his plane in Timbuktu instead of New York City.

No one could ever follow Wrongway Feldman in his footsteps. Or could they? Sometimes fiction mirrors reality. And none other than good old AWESOME Brian would be able to prove that point.

Today, AWESOME Brian has come out with another doozy. Keep on cranking them out Brian [with further information in Parentheses]:
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"(P.S. a special message to my superfans)        No problem Luke Skywalker/Luke redux/Cool hand [characters from the movie Star Wars], or should I say Brad Z [Brad Zubyk, worked for Mike Harcourt's NDP and was a Vision Vancouver strategist helping NDP MLA Gregor Robertson win Vancouver's mayoral candidacy]

....But there is one thing you didn`t consider, readers will be pointing fingers at the "Frogman" [Alex Tsakumis].....And reputation is everything, not that he [Alex Tsakumis] has one,  make sure to tell your friend this .....We know why he [Alex Tsakumis] is furious at Mike Klassen and Sammy, ...Sammy praised citycaucus.com for bringing the NPA back to life...And the "Frog" [Alex Tsakumis] wasn`t mentioned at all...That is too funny!  That sure is a big old JEALOUSY STREAK....Everyone seeking power distance`s themselves from the Frog [Alex Tsakumis] ...He is "toxic"
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http://powellriverpersuader.blogspot.com/2010/10/say-hello-to-gordon-wilsonthe-newest.html

Another Brian Brain Fart ™. So you see folks, good old Brian doesn't have two legs to stand on...... he doesn't even have one leg to stand on. He just can't seem to get anything right. So he has no other alternative but to make typical laaa deee daaa accusations inclusive of calling Alex Tsakumis a "frog" and a "frogman" who is "toxic". Brilliant stuff. Only Brian can make Wrongway Feldman look like "Rightway Feldman". Atta boy Brian.

As Alex Tsakumis further succinctly stated today:

"It's worth noting that he [Good old Brian] should be considered dangerous since his meds are clearly not working. Residents of Garden Bay beware!"

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BREAKING NEWS - AWESOME Brian Goes Loco (UPDATED)

Folks, BREAKING NEWS........ journalist Alex Tsakumis has AWESOME Brian picture painted perfectly today:
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"Brian:
I really think you need to stop trying to pretend that you are anything other than a very mentally disturbed individual. If I heard that the McDonald’s in Garden Bay had a 6am incident with ten people dead and about another dozen injured, I’d have no problem betting quite heavily that you’d gotten yourself a gun.

Look, no one reads you, you have zilch credibility. Your contentions are insane. I’m sorry that fools like Laila Yuile and BC Mary provide you platform but face it: You’re a nut. 

If I released the insane locked up comments you’ve made privately to me, someone would seek to have you . Don’t bother with a reply. CKNW banned you as they should have. As have a dozen or so blogs. You resonate with cowards and the lunatic fringe of bloggers–simply those in the blogosphere that demand an NDP government and think there is a conspiracy behind every tree. 

Please go sell crazy elsewhere. Honestly, I’m surprised that in a place like Garden Bay someone hasn’t slammed the door on your empty head a few times. Or maybe they have and that’s why you’re so “articulate” and “sensible”. Go away Mosquito Man."
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Alex Tsakumis wrote the above today in his comments section, in response to Brian's post, at this link:

http://alexgtsakumis.com/2010/10/22/breaking-news-gordon-campbell-internal-poll-at-all-time-low/

Folks, you just can't buy this entertainment on television.

UPDATE from Alex Tsakumis:
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"I’m sure in such a cosmopolitan center [Garden Bay] with such a famous and highly respected journalist [AWESOME Brian], I’m sure there is no shortage of other fine dining. Although it’s a pity since McDonald’s in honor of Brian Gough could feature the Big Hack, the Quarter Flounder, the Filet ‘o Fool, and Brian’s favorite, the Chicken McFucked It."
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Brian - Why The Charade With Grant?

Brian, Brian, Brian. We all know Brian from Garden Bay. Brian's voice is akin to leaving his fingerprint at a crime scene. But what does Brian do? He calls up the Bill Good Show and calls himself "Grant from Sechelt". Brian, Brian, Brian. My goodness.

And right off the bat, Keith Baldrey recognizes Brian's voice. AWESOME! So people listening to CKNW caught Brian in a lie by referring himself as Grant. Another Dumb and Dumber moment that we call a Brian Brain Fart ™.

And just prior to Brian picking up his phone, both Vaughn Palmer and Keith Baldrey spoke about the anonymous nutbars posting on the internet with their conspiracy theories. And Brian was one of them. Atta boy Brian!

Thanks for the morning humour Brian. You are just AWESOME!

And now this doozy from the AWESOME Straight Goods:

"there was a couple of great calls, including one call from someone named Grant at about 9:38 AM...Although they cut him off before he could get his other 2 points out in the airwaves."

Ummmmmm, Brian, knock, knock........ who are you trying to fool? Yourself? Now you misspoke saying that you didn't have the opportunity to speak gibberish about two other matters? What a comedian. You're just toooooo AWESOME!


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Mr. AWESOME On the Coals Again

Ahhhh. It's quite humourous when AWESOME Brian gets noticed for all the wrong reasons. Mr. AWESOME attracts people from his same ilk - wandering space cadets from outer space - nutbars, wingnuts and what have you. And that's OK. And Alex Tsakumis, who is well read and well versed, has never seen a space cadet like good old Brian. To wit:

"Brian the Insane Idiot from Garden Bay, who runs a blog about electing the NDP, defaming people and getting almost every story wrong, made offside comments about Harv’s girth, and another series of comments about eating donuts. More Gough than you, and I’m surprised Harv tolerates that, however, it’s stupid and you at least are far more intelligent than Gough and shouldn’t stoop so low."

Awwww............ that's so cute! Now where would the world be without AWESOME Brian's idiocy?  We would all have less belly laughs without Mr. AWESOME, that's where!

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!

Mr. AWESOME Just Guzzles Them Back

Well, well, well. Folks we all know that AWESOME Brian usually makes it a one or two kegger beer night on Fridays and Saturdays but sources have informed us that Mr. AWESOME has now taken to one night beer keggers even during the middle of the week. And last night was one of them.

Shockingly disturbing. And we now have the evidence of the effect that this overindulgence of Beeeeeerr can have upon good old Brian's brain. Good old Brian now has hemorrhoids in his brain and the stench is completely nauseating. More Brian Brain Farts™  from today:

"Carole Taylor took an important job at UBC."

Bri, we all know that you graduated from grade 6 but Carole Taylor went to SFU - Can you spell S-F-U? And Mr. Awesome, it doesn't mean Shut the Fu%@ Up! My, my my.

And check this doozy out:

"my super fan, you know the one, the fat little hating frog from St Georges preppy boy school wrote a post calling me deranged, off my rocker for writing my post about collecting legal fees, he laughed, he tee-hee,ed,"

Atta boy Brian! That's Nutty. Even a chipmunk wouldn't touch that nut.

"And foul mouthed haters should make sure they clip their toe nails before sticking their feet in their mouth!"

Nuts! The BC Government definitely needs to re-open Riverview. Help is on the way Brian! Just watch a re-run of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' tonight during the interim.

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Mr. AWESOME - Gone Nuts

Folks..... some people have gone fishing...... while others have simply gone nuts. Looks like Brian is in the latter category and has gone off the deep end this time. Was it a three kegger beer night Brian? Let's explain and look more deeply into what thoughts are flying around in Brian's head.... more well known as Brian's Brain Farts™.

"...A toss up between a deranged bat wielding lunatic whose mind snaps, haven`t girls been killed recently by "bat wielding lunatics"?????.....When one carries a bat or weapon in their car, when a person takes a bat to an altercation what outcome is likely?...A bat kills, what sick bastard pulls out a bat unless they are prepared to use it...the police may want to talk to a bat wielding lunatic! If I had a daughter I would live in fear of ever being too far away to protect her from "bat wielding lunatics"....

Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I mean Huhhhhhhh?

Knock, knock..... everything Okey Dokey Brian?

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME! 

The Straight Goods - The Shocker

My, my, my. It takes alot to faze AWESOME Brian. The Soviet Bloc collapses in 1990 and it doesn't faze Brian in the least. The World Trade Centre collapses on 9/11/01 and good old Brian is still not fazed - it's just another meh situation. So what actually fazes Brian? What actually causes Brian to become shocked? Well, here's some insight folks and old Brian made it known yesterday - Pay close attention:

"Carole James`s speech at the last convention was a shocker, a speech written by Moe Sihota...A speech that shocked the party faithful..."

"A unannounced change of direction, a dictorial approach by Moe and Carole...." (sic)

Folks, we now have a perfect insight into AWESOME Brian's wiring upstairs. You see, Brian's circuitry upstairs is wired completely different and opposite from both you and me. And that's no mean feat!

And since it's Friday again today, inquiring minds want to know whether it's a one or two kegger beer night? Fess up Brian.


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Mr. AWESOME - Secret KAOS Agent

Brian, Brian, Brian. You are just getting too AWESOME for us all! Gone are the days when Brian used to watch his favourite secret agent man series..... "GET SMART!" Good old Brian used to detest Maxwell Smart (Agent 86) and his Agent 99 cohort at CONTROL.

Unlike all other Get Smart viewers, Brian always had an affixation with KAOS............. "The International Organization of Evil." You see, Brian always envisioned himself as "Shtarker" from KAOS ........ Siegfried's chief henchman who was an overzealous lackey whose most notable trait was his abrupt personality change from sadistic villain to presumptuous child.

And we see the same traits come out from AWESOME Brian to this day. Regarding NDP leader Carole James......... to wit:

"Carole James has failed to communicate anything"
"Let the NDP bloodletting begin!" 

Here we have Brian's same personality traits of Shtarker being overzealous but when posters on AWESOME Brian's site slap him down good, old Brian makes an abrupt personality change from sadistic villain to Shtarker's presumptuous child personality. To wit:

"We probably can win with Carole James"
"If Carole James survives,I will support the team"

Atta boy Brian!

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