Mr. AWESOME Just Guzzles Them Back

Well, well, well. Folks we all know that AWESOME Brian usually makes it a one or two kegger beer night on Fridays and Saturdays but sources have informed us that Mr. AWESOME has now taken to one night beer keggers even during the middle of the week. And last night was one of them.

Shockingly disturbing. And we now have the evidence of the effect that this overindulgence of Beeeeeerr can have upon good old Brian's brain. Good old Brian now has hemorrhoids in his brain and the stench is completely nauseating. More Brian Brain Farts™  from today:

"Carole Taylor took an important job at UBC."

Bri, we all know that you graduated from grade 6 but Carole Taylor went to SFU - Can you spell S-F-U? And Mr. Awesome, it doesn't mean Shut the Fu%@ Up! My, my my.

And check this doozy out:

"my super fan, you know the one, the fat little hating frog from St Georges preppy boy school wrote a post calling me deranged, off my rocker for writing my post about collecting legal fees, he laughed, he tee-hee,ed,"

Atta boy Brian! That's Nutty. Even a chipmunk wouldn't touch that nut.

"And foul mouthed haters should make sure they clip their toe nails before sticking their feet in their mouth!"

Nuts! The BC Government definitely needs to re-open Riverview. Help is on the way Brian! Just watch a re-run of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' tonight during the interim.

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!