AWESOME Brian - Self Imposed WPP

Folks...... as a service and courtesy to the people of British Columbia, the Public Affairs Bureau has now informed us that AWESOME Brian has placed himself into his own version of the Witness Protection Program. It's self-imposed. Imagine that!!

You see folks ....... AWESOME Brian's legal name is Brian Lorne Gough.

Brian is hiding for various reasons and is using the alias Grant Gough. Baaaaaaaaaaaad Brian. Baaaaaaaaaaad!!

But Brian is also operating a business under the auspices of Grant's TV & Video up in Garden Bay. What's up with that Doc?

And then to further fool the people, Brian tells the local yokels in Garden Bay that his name is Vincent Grant. Oh the humanity!!!!

So folks.... to put the layout of the land in front of you in a simplistic manner..... Here's AWESOME Brian's aliases from his own delusional Witness Protection Program:

1. Brian Lorne Gough

2. Grant Gough

3. Vincent Grant

Folks.... you can't even buy this entertainment on satellite television!

AWESOME Brian, our readers, with their inquisitive minds, want you to now explain the "Straight Goods", concerning this fallacy, to us all!

We're sure that your explanation will be AWESOME!

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!