Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Brian Gough Hijacks An Alien Space Ship
Ahhhh yes, good ol' Mr. Awesome had another Brian Brain Fart™ today that was sooooo big it stunk to high heaven. And good ol' Brian was sooooo far out in outer space on this singular doozy that he had to hijack an alien space ship just to make it back home. Imagine that!
And that's no mean feat either. Reliable sources tell us that Mr. Awesome has a secret ray beam eminating from his laptop, which derives its enery from his blog. Man, that's one wicked blog. Even the aliens were duped and taken aback allowing good ol' Bri to hijack their flying saucer.
Now to this alien matter, which has affected Brian's grey matter:
And the latest pièce de résistance, about good ol' Brian, from Harvey Oberfeld at his blog "Keeping It Real":
Response: There he goes again. h.o.
Looks like good ol' Brian just can't hold back his Brian Brain Farts™ today:
Yes, yes, but you see Mr. Gough knows what it is he speaks of…slow…really quite slow…
You and I couldn’t hold a candle to the Internet poster boy for defamation and insanity.
Atta boy Brian!
Stay tuned for another episode of.... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods Are Awesome!