Mr. AWESOME - A Song Dedication

In music, a song can be a defining moment or define someone. For example, Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" in his "Ninth Symphony" caught the public's imagination as the Berlin Wall fell in November, 1989.

But today we want to acknowledge Mr. AWESOME's fine contributions to the the public of British Columbia and dedicate this defining song of Brian in the blogosphere:


http://jppatches.com/wimpy_button.swf?theFile=sounds/opening.mp3

Accolades are still pouring in all over the internet commending AWESOME Brian such as these opined by Alex Tsakumis yesterday on his website:

1. "Rabid idiots in the blogosphere like Gough in Garden Bay."

2. "The DOUCHEBAG of political commentary in B.C"

3. "The idiot from Garden Bay who has been banned by every single news source in the province because he’s as nuts as his defenders.I ignore Brian, as does Vaughn, Keith, Bill and anybody else who knows he’s a nutter." 

Well, it doesn't get better than that folks as Mr. AWESOME Brian is now well on his way toward receiving a Jack Webster Award for Excellence in Journalism.

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!

Mr. AWESOME - A Halloween Spook

It's that time of the year when Jack-o'lanterns are inter-mixed with ghouls and gobblins. And AWESOME Brian will again be on his all fours howling up at the moon. You see folks, Brian the Wolfman has much in common with a good friend of this site - Eddie Munster.

Aside from both doing their thing during a full moon and both wearing Lord Fauntleroy suits, Eddie carries around his Woof-Woof doll, "Wolfie", while Brian carries around his AWESOME "Straight Goods" web blog where ever he goes. Imagine that!

So beware of spooks on All Hallows Eve, folks, and especially another howler from Brian on the AWESOME Straight Goods.


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Mr. AWESOME Fought the Law and The Law Won

Well, well well. Another day another Mr. AWESOME revelation. From being criminally charged in Burnaby Provincial Court to the Port Alberni Law Courts, Mr. Brian Lorne Gough has a rap sheet longer than his own toilet paper roll.

My, my, my. Is it no wonder, then, that good old Brian flew the coop from Burnaby Edmonds and fled all the way up to Garden Bay? And uses aliases such as Grant Gough, Vincent Grant, and J Gough? You can run, but you can't hide Brian. Baaaaad Brian. Bad!

One Adam-12, One Adam-12...... a 415 is currently in progress on Claydon Road in Garden Bay....... Over............

Mr. AWESOME obviously forgot to take his meds today with his most recent incoherent blabberings:

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"The site owner was soliciting funds in my name, no pay pal was set up, but.... soliciting funds in someone else`s name without any permission granted or even asked is a illegally felony!...A fraud and felony, serious stuff, so there`s the deal, AGT has admitted having contact with an admitted felon, perhaps someone will be getting a knock knock on the door!.The police will be in touch Brad, and when that story breaks about one of Gordon Campbell`s PAB employees"
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Folks, people ask us all the time....... Is this guy for real? Ummmm yup. That's our Brian. These type of outer space conspiracy theorists still exist.

Here you go Brian..... Here's some nice police chatter from your favourite cop show:


http://www.televisiontunes.com/Adam_12.html


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Mr. AWESOME Flies Over the Cuckoo's Nest (UPDATED - Further UPDATED)

Folks, we all knew that Mr. AWESOME Brian Gough is, shall we say, not wired properly upstairs - as in poor short circuitry. Yesterday was a clear cut case of major short circuitry.

Mr. AWESOME posted a message to an earlier post here fraudulently pretending to be Alex Tsakumis as follows:

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Alex G Tsakumis said...

Hi Brad

Keep it coming, between you and I we`ll run all those ndp fuckers out of town, Laila mule and her big fucking scoop. She has nothing on my silly hall series, rank amateurs and pill popping drunks from garden bay, fucking morons, I`m the king of bloggers and a nice guy, ask my mom,she`ll confirm.

Take care Pal

October 27, 2010 12:16 AM
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Good old Brian used an old scam/internet trick pretending to be and posting as Alex Tsakumis, which would cause one to return to Alex Tsakumis' website. Baaaaaaaaaaad Brian. Bad! A Brian Brain Superfart™.

You see folks, good old Brian uses DCCNET for both his e-mail address (jgough@dccnet.com) and his internet access. DCCNET is Delta Cable Communications, which services Delta, Point Roberts, and the Sunshine Coast (Sechelt) where Mr. Awesome has his humble abode in Garden Bay.

Here's Brian's IP address and the rest of his stats from his 12:16 am visit/posting here:

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VISITOR ANALYSIS

Host Name
IP Address 24.207.119.44 [Label IP Address]
Country Canada
Region British Columbia
City Sechelt
ISP Delta Cable Communications
Entry Page Time 27th October 2010 00:03:02
Visit Length 1 hour 51 mins 9 secs

VISITOR SYSTEM SPECS

Browser Firefox 3.6
Operating System Win7
Resolution 1024x768
Javascript Enabled
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And of course, Mr. Tsakumis could smell a rat right away and posted the following after good old Brian's scam posting:

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A. G. Tsakumis said... 


"Whoever is running this blog needs to remove this comment immediately. I never made it and wouldn't. Please remove it immediately and publish the IP address of the offending idiot that did post it.

Although it's pretty clear who's responsible. Nice try Brian.

Thank you.
A. G. (Alex) Tsakumis
alexgtsakumis.com

OCTOBER 27, 2010 1:53 PM
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http://briangough.blogspot.com/2010/10/mr-awesome-attracts-fruit-loops-with.html

Boy oh boy oh boy! Mr. AWESOME has now flown over the Cuckoo's Nest!

UPDATED:  Yikes and double yikes. Mr. AWESOME has topped himself with his latest post. Please read for the sheer entertainment value:

http://powellriverpersuader.blogspot.com/2010/10/luke-skywalkerluke-cool-handbradpublic.html

FURTHER UPDATED:

AWESOME Brian Gough just posted:
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"I retract any apology to the rude crude Alex G Tsakumis, it`s come to my attention that he has said some filthy things about Laila Yuile"
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Yet, as we all know, it was Mr. AWESOME Brian himself who deceitfully posted those "filthy things about Laila Yuile" in Alex Tsakumis' name on this site, with the confirming IP address and date stamp of the AWESOME Straight Goods. Laila Yuille, on her own blog, denied that allegation as follows:
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Laila [Yuile], on October 28, 2010 at 11:23 am Said:

"Alex G. Tsakumis states he did not make that comment, and he would never say anything like that. As well, he states he does not have anything to do with that site linked to in a previous comment by a reader. For the record."
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Atta boy Brian! Go take your meds.

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Mr. AWESOME - Attracts Fruit Loops With Sugar and Spice

Most people - like you and me - enjoy their breakfast cereal. One with a sweet tooth can even enjoy the the occasional bowl of Fruit Loops. But good old Brian takes the word Fruit Loops to a new level.

Case in Point - today Mr. AWESOME put his fingertips onto his keyboard and then Abracadabra he had another Brian Brain Fart ™.
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"I am actually being too kind to the Vancouver Sun, the word journalism doesn`t apply to most of their articles, a better description would be spin, distortion and or repeating lies, lies from the Campbell public affairs bureau."
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You see, MR. AWESOME has always been a conspiracy theorist of the most Fruit Loopy kind. That's why Mr. AWESOME also has an interest in astronomy as his musings are wayyyyy out in outer space. But those same Fruit Loopy musings, sprinkled with sugar and spice, also attracts the same Fruit Loops from Mr. AWESOME's ilk on the 'net. Case in point - good old Brian received this response:

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Evil Eye said...

Fazil Mihlar is a fascist, in the school of 1920's & 30's fascists which includes some notable people, including Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini and Fransisco Franco.

Fascism seek to organize a nation according to corporatist perspectives, values, and systems, including the political system and the economy. In a corporatist state, the corporations have more rights than citizens.

A Fascist state does not believe in freedom, but enslavement - free will is to be despised.

To gain political control, Fascists target newspapers and from what I have seen, the Vancouver sun has succumbed to fascist overseers. Left unchecked, fascists will soon control all and when that happens, just look and see what the NAZI Fascist party did with people they did not like."
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Godwin's Law invoked again. Looks like Brian and 'Evil Eye' forgot to take their meds today. Fruit Loops could be another description. Residents of Garden Bay beware!

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Mr. AWESOME - Today's Version of Wrongway Feldman

Watching old Gilligan's Island reruns can be a welcoming respite from some of the fare broadcast on television today. Take the episode with Wrongway Feldman. Wrongway never could get anything right. Even if he had today's GPS technology handy he would still land his plane in Timbuktu instead of New York City.

No one could ever follow Wrongway Feldman in his footsteps. Or could they? Sometimes fiction mirrors reality. And none other than good old AWESOME Brian would be able to prove that point.

Today, AWESOME Brian has come out with another doozy. Keep on cranking them out Brian [with further information in Parentheses]:
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"(P.S. a special message to my superfans)        No problem Luke Skywalker/Luke redux/Cool hand [characters from the movie Star Wars], or should I say Brad Z [Brad Zubyk, worked for Mike Harcourt's NDP and was a Vision Vancouver strategist helping NDP MLA Gregor Robertson win Vancouver's mayoral candidacy]

....But there is one thing you didn`t consider, readers will be pointing fingers at the "Frogman" [Alex Tsakumis].....And reputation is everything, not that he [Alex Tsakumis] has one,  make sure to tell your friend this .....We know why he [Alex Tsakumis] is furious at Mike Klassen and Sammy, ...Sammy praised citycaucus.com for bringing the NPA back to life...And the "Frog" [Alex Tsakumis] wasn`t mentioned at all...That is too funny!  That sure is a big old JEALOUSY STREAK....Everyone seeking power distance`s themselves from the Frog [Alex Tsakumis] ...He is "toxic"
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http://powellriverpersuader.blogspot.com/2010/10/say-hello-to-gordon-wilsonthe-newest.html

Another Brian Brain Fart ™. So you see folks, good old Brian doesn't have two legs to stand on...... he doesn't even have one leg to stand on. He just can't seem to get anything right. So he has no other alternative but to make typical laaa deee daaa accusations inclusive of calling Alex Tsakumis a "frog" and a "frogman" who is "toxic". Brilliant stuff. Only Brian can make Wrongway Feldman look like "Rightway Feldman". Atta boy Brian.

As Alex Tsakumis further succinctly stated today:

"It's worth noting that he [Good old Brian] should be considered dangerous since his meds are clearly not working. Residents of Garden Bay beware!"

Stay tuned for another episode of ..... Brian Gough and the Straight Goods are AWESOME!

BREAKING NEWS - AWESOME Brian Goes Loco (UPDATED)

Folks, BREAKING NEWS........ journalist Alex Tsakumis has AWESOME Brian picture painted perfectly today:
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"Brian:
I really think you need to stop trying to pretend that you are anything other than a very mentally disturbed individual. If I heard that the McDonald’s in Garden Bay had a 6am incident with ten people dead and about another dozen injured, I’d have no problem betting quite heavily that you’d gotten yourself a gun.

Look, no one reads you, you have zilch credibility. Your contentions are insane. I’m sorry that fools like Laila Yuile and BC Mary provide you platform but face it: You’re a nut. 

If I released the insane locked up comments you’ve made privately to me, someone would seek to have you . Don’t bother with a reply. CKNW banned you as they should have. As have a dozen or so blogs. You resonate with cowards and the lunatic fringe of bloggers–simply those in the blogosphere that demand an NDP government and think there is a conspiracy behind every tree. 

Please go sell crazy elsewhere. Honestly, I’m surprised that in a place like Garden Bay someone hasn’t slammed the door on your empty head a few times. Or maybe they have and that’s why you’re so “articulate” and “sensible”. Go away Mosquito Man."
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Alex Tsakumis wrote the above today in his comments section, in response to Brian's post, at this link:

http://alexgtsakumis.com/2010/10/22/breaking-news-gordon-campbell-internal-poll-at-all-time-low/

Folks, you just can't buy this entertainment on television.

UPDATE from Alex Tsakumis:
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"I’m sure in such a cosmopolitan center [Garden Bay] with such a famous and highly respected journalist [AWESOME Brian], I’m sure there is no shortage of other fine dining. Although it’s a pity since McDonald’s in honor of Brian Gough could feature the Big Hack, the Quarter Flounder, the Filet ‘o Fool, and Brian’s favorite, the Chicken McFucked It."
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